Dear Santa,
My Daddy recently explained to me what Christmas is all about. I’ll be honest with you, I was pretty shocked. You can see my reaction.
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! I get more presents! I get to ask for whatever I want? I thought about it and then realised that it is pretty much business as usual for me. I’ve been getting loads of presents and people have been coming to visit me. I suppose it would be nice for other people to get presents too but they need to be good, and I know for a fact that some people aren’t. Daddy told me about Uncle Reeves. Look at him – I bet you don’t give him any presents
Anyway can I please have the following for Christmas? Please please please!
1. I want everyone else to wear flat caps like my Mama.
2. I want Uncle Adam to give me a cuddle again (but maybe not look so scared?)
3. I want my mummy to stop dressing me up as animals.
4. I want Mummy to find Dougie and stop pestering me.
5. I want Dida to stop telling me scary stories.
6. Above all else I want all of my friends and family to have a lovely Christmas whatever they are doing!
Thanks Santa
P.S. A pair of shoes would be nice too. Preferably designer. And something with a nice heel….